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| Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. | |
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| Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. | |
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| If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer. | |
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