All comics by Chadwick

 

by Chadwick
2-09-05
Another dayin the life of ASIAN GIRL!
Imma kill you bitch!
Quit poking me!
What with the who now?
YOU FUCKING HEARD ME!
Chalk another one up for Asian girl.
Fuck you bitch.
I WIN!

 

by Chadwick
2-09-05
Why hello how are you today?
aaaagggggggghhhhhhhh
I AM SCURRED
aaaagggggggghhhhhhhh
NO MORE YELLING DADDY!
Whats his problem?

 

by Chadwick
2-09-05
Hey little girl, what are you doing?
Stuff.
Oh I see, well carry on.
Okey dokey.
Wait weren't you just a little Asian girl?
No.

 

by Chadwick
2-09-05
To my loyal readers...
I promise not to use religious iconography.
REPENT!!!!!!

 

by Chadwick
2-09-05
SIT HERE!
Uh, no thanks I can fly.
SIT HERE!
Dammit I told you no.
So Jim flew away.
All I want is a friend.

 

by Chadwick
2-10-05
Ain't nothing funny here. Just some shameless promotion
http://davesmiddlefinger.tk/
What are you still reading for?
http://www.geocities.com/GunmetalParrot/
The fuck, did you think I was lying?
http://keaton06.tripod.com/

 

by Chadwick
2-10-05
I AM WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR!
Your not a woman, your not even a man. What the fuck are you?
Fuck you.
Touche.

 

by Chadwick
2-10-05
I think I creamed my pants.
Hmmmm
Yeah I did, FUCK!
Unbelievable!

 

by Chadwick
2-10-05
A day in the life of Santa Claus.
Man I hope I don't spontaneously combust!
The CIA does it again!

 

by Chadwick
2-10-05
Zombie comes out
I am a zombie! RUN AWAY!
OMG ZOMBIES!11111one LOL!!! RUNX0r!!!!
What the fuck was that?

 

by Chadwick
2-11-05
Are you Jamacian?
No I don't think so, why do you ask?
Cause your Jamacian me crazy!
Well what do you think?
You shall rot in the fiery pits of hell for that.

 

by Chadwick
2-11-05
Alright I got a better one. How's this: Are your legs tired?
What? Why would you ask if my legs are tired?
Cause you've been running through my mind all day!
Better much?
No, please stop, I'm begging you no more.

 

by Chadwick
2-11-05
Last one I promise. Do you use Windex on your pants?
I'm not wearing pants.
Oh, right well, umm, sorry about that.
Sweet, sweet relief. No more pick-up lines.

 

by Chadwick
2-12-05
This is a test, don't read it.
What are you testing?
What am I what now?
I hate you so much.

 

by Chadwick
2-12-05
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Mmm-hmm
Wow this comic sucks!

 

by Chadwick
2-13-05
Did you know Jesus hates you?
No Jevus died for my sins I doubt he hates me.
What makes you think that?
Why would he die for me if he hates me?
Because you're a queer.
Ah, but I thought that meant God hated me, not Jevus.

 

by Chadwick
2-14-05
Chadwick and DaveXT
Dave will you fuck me?
No.
Well why the hell not? Don't I turn you on?
NO!
Your no fun, asshole
I FUCKING HATE YOU!

 

by Chadwick
2-15-05
They gave me Trail Mix for lunch today.
You mean they fed you hamster food?
You mean they fed you hamster food?
Uh, no it was Trail Mix.
Have you looked at whats in Trail mix and hamster food? It's the same fucking thing!

 

by Chadwick
2-15-05
They gave me Trail Mix for lunch today.
You mean they fed you hamster food?
Uh, no it was Trail Mix.
Have you looked at whats in Trail mix and hamster food? It's the same fucking thing!

 

by Chadwick
2-15-05
Damn the author of these comics is a dumbass!
I fucking know, holy shit he had to do that stuipid ass Trail Mix comic twice.
And what the fuck kind of name is Chadwick anyway?
Maybe we should stop making fun of him before he...
Too late.

 

by Chadwick
2-15-05
Apparently there is gonna be a gay marriage on The Simpsons.
Yeah?
Yeah. This is just another excuse for Hollywood to shove their left wing propaganda down my fucking throat!
Dude, what the fuck are you talking about?

 

by Chadwick
2-20-05
Do you make comics anymore?
Haven't thought of anything to make one aboot
Ahhhh, So you give up then?
Just till I think of something.
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
Who the hell is talking about soup?

 

by Chadwick
2-25-05
Dude I need some advice on asking someone out.
Alright ask.
I want to ask my Spanish teacher to the dance, but I don't know how.
Here's what you do...wait did you say your Spanish teacher?
Yeah we've been fucking for a while, but I wanna take our relationship to the next level.
Um...yeah I can't help you with that.

 

by Chadwick
2-27-05
You think Dr. Seuss really graduated with an M.D.?
Don't care.
Did he ever perform a quadruple bypass on a heart attack patient?
DON'T FUCKING CARE!
I mean, if he didn't graduate and just took the name, then he would've been perfoming quadruple bypasses illegally!
Yeah, I'm sure thats what happened.

 

by Chadwick
2-27-05
I wonder if he had a girlfriend in High School?
WHAT!
Would he write her lots of really weird poetry?
Fuck you, I'm leaving.
maybe that's how he started off, writing petry to his high school sweetheart....

 

by Chadwick
2-27-05
I wonder what her name was....
wonder if she got hit by a bus....
SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!
Do you think Dr. Seuss's high school sweetheart was hit by a bus?
Yeah I'm sure she was.

 

by Chadwick
2-27-05
I think she was too.
Die.
I don't think it killed her though, probably just put her in a coma
and Mr. Seuss (he wouldn't be a doctor in High School) wrote poetry books to keep her on life support and then Cat in the Hat came out and it got him enough money to give her therapy and revive her.
Why won't you shut the fuck up?

 

by Chadwick
2-27-05
Did you ever read the Cat in the Hat?
Fuck you.
IT was about this cat, see, and the cat went to these kids' house who had nothing to do on a particular rainy day...
Why won't you stop?
and the cat, being the genius he was, came up with all sorts of fun games they could play!

 

by Chadwick
2-27-05
However, all was not right, no, all was not well, for the cat's frolicking would leave a mess like hell...
God, please kill me now!
so then the cat realizes the error of his ways and fixes the troubles he has caused, and the novel really takes a twist with the pink in the hallway, if you read it, you'll see.
Are you done?
OH!! How 'bout the SEQUEL, Oh, man was THAT ever a rollercoaster ride of my life!
AAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!

 

by Chadwick
2-27-05
The Cat in the Hat Comes Back, did you ever pick up a copy of The Cat in the Hat comes Back?
Uh, no
That was quite the extravagant novel of the year, All my favorite characters from the first novel in a brand new adventure unlike ever before.
Aw, man, Seuss was a literary genius.
No, he was just able to rhyme, he didn't even use real fucking words!

 

by Chadwick
3-02-05
You might be popular if, you have tons of friends...
Mmm-hmm
If your cell phone rings off the hook...
Wait, that doesn't make sense! Cell phones don't have a damn hook.
Yeah, but, uhhh. Shit.
Thats what I fucking thought.

 

by Chadwick
3-02-05
Thank you for calling Verizon Wireless, we never stop working for you.
Finally some damn service.
I'm sorry but we're closed right now.
Wait, what!
If you never stop working for me then how the hell are you all closed? Jesus I hate Verizon.

 

by Chadwick
3-05-05
Man I cried yesterday.
Really? How come?
Ya know, I don't know. Maybe it was the weather, or maybe it was the fact that my girlfriend left me...
Yeah that'd do it.
or maybe it was the three inch knife sticking out of the side of my neck.

 

by Chadwick
3-05-05
I tried Marijuana once.
I ended up sitting in a bean bag chair watching reruns of Scooby Doo while eating Doritoes.
You'll never forget the people you hurt when you got high.
I DIDN'T FUCKING HURT ANYONE ASSHOLE!

 

by Chadwick
3-06-05
You know what?
What?
They should be sent to concentration camps
Yeah I know fucking teenagers...WAIT WHAT!
And forced to work and no bitching unless they want a lashing or in the hole.
I think I'm gonna go now.

 

by Chadwick
3-13-05
DUDE, I can't believe you ate those artichoke hearts after they fell on the ground!
God made dirt so dirt don't hurt, if I die God knows why.
Yeah, well God also made dog shit, I don't see you eating that.
Hmmmm.
There is something fucking wrong with you, I'm outta here.
Hey this isn't half bad.

 

by Chadwick
3-26-05
And in todays news: Um wow it seems that the entire state of Rhode Island has been devoured by Rodan.
Can you repeat that for us Tom?
Rhode Island has been devoured be Rodan.
Unbelievable Tom.
And Cuba has been destroyed by Godzilla.
Those poor Cubans. And In celebrity news...

 

by Chadwick
3-29-05
Whoa dude, what happened?
What are you talking about?
Well first off I'm no longer in color, and second off I'M TALKING TO A FUCKING DOG!
Hmmmm.
Bad acid trip?

 

by Chadwick
3-29-05
The master has decided to make some changes!
I'm so happy!
I'm finally getting a penis!
Wait, I was just gonna color you in. You freak.

 

by Chadwick
3-30-05
Man I hate chat rooms.
Meanwhile, in the north pole.
MY 7331 skillz rox0r.
All ur bases R belong to us d00d! I are a hax0r. LOL! LOL!111111
What the hell is this fuckers problem?

 

by Chadwick
10-11-05
w00t!
HAHA I, the great Dave, of Digital Age Comics, have m4d H4Xx0r3d Chadwick's stripcreator account!
I can make him say whatever I want. I wonder where to start...
It's Chadwick!
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

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