Verizon

Author: Chadwick

Date: March 2, 2005

by Chadwick
3-02-05
Thank you for calling Verizon Wireless, we never stop working for you.
Finally some damn service.
I'm sorry but we're closed right now.
Wait, what!
If you never stop working for me then how the hell are you all closed? Jesus I hate Verizon.