CC 171: Old Lady, Old Joke

Author: Chaly

Date: February 18, 2003

by Chaly
2-18-03
Alright, lady, this is the Narrator speaking. I'll grant you three wishes.
Oh, heavens to betsy... well, I wish I were young and beautiful.
And now I wish I were rich.... really rich.
Yarr! Here's the map to me buried treasure!
And now, I wish my cat were a handsome young man...........Oooooh, NICE.
Ha, I'll bet you're sorry you had me neutered.