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Alexander Doenau has made a long trek all the way to Oklahoma to reveal some very important information to his good friend, Johnny Connell...
Say Johnny, I have a Celebi!
Curse Alex's incredible luck and dashing good looks! ...No! I must think happy thoughts!
It's Grass and Psychic, and ever so cool!
Thinking happy thoughts... thinking happy thoughts...
Celebi... No... Too soon... To say... Goodbye...
Um... I'd best be going now...

 

Having been reanimated from a pile of ashes and returning from his outing in America, Alexander Doenau comes home only to find that his house has been occupied by a dragon.
Hey, what are you doing here, Dragon? You want my Celebi, is that it?
Eh?
Yes, you're here cause you want to steal my Celebi! Well, you can't have it! It's all mine!
Celebi?
I knew it! Get outta my house, you horrible selfish Draconic Celebi thief!
I'm going, I'm going! Ya big freak.

 

After having chased off the Draconic Celebi Thief, Alexander Doenau is shocked to find the fiend outside his door!
Oh, come back for more, hey?
No... I'm your new neighbour, Fiery McDragon. I was going to invite you to the barbecue that me and the missus are throwing next Saturday.
Oh, a "barbecue", is it? It's one of those barbecues where you drug all of the guests so that you can break into their houses and STEAL THEIR CELEBI, isn't it!
Well, if you don't want to come...
Oh, I'll be there! I'll be there with bells on! But don't think for one that your evil, Celebi thieving ways will get beyond me!
Yeah, whatever. See you on Saturday.

 

Having graciously accepted Fiery McDragon's barbecue invitation, Alexander Doenau treks suspiciously to his new neighbour's house.
Oh, hello. You must be Alex.
Who are you, and how do you know my name?
I'm Tusky McElephant, Fiery's beautiful wife!
Oh, I see what's going on here! Fiery is trying to seduce me with beautiful elephants, so that when my guard is down, he may steal my Celebi! I won't stand for it!
Freak.
He almost had me there, oh yes, but I can see his little game! Trying to steal my Celebi, honestly. It's not going to happen!

 

After the harrowing revelation that his neighbours are trying to seduce him and steal his Celebi, Alexander Doenau retires to his living room, where he watches anime (subbed, of course).
Ah, anime. Perhaps it can soothe my jangled nerves.
Knight Sabers! Action! We must find that thing!
Thing? Surely they couldn't mean my Celebi?
We must get it back from his hands!
Argh! Even my anime is against me! Begone, foul television! You'll never lay your hands upon my Celebi!
Ohayo... Leon-chan...

 

Worried that even his anime wants to take his Celebi away from him, Alexander Doenau stands in the room of thoughtfulness.
Anime... why have you forsaken me?!
Worry not, my child!
Hayao Miyazaki? What are you doing here? Why do you resemble a chicken?
I am here to tell you that we anime visionaries intend not to steal your Celebi, but to spread love and awareness of it.
After having convinced Miyazaki to walk to his laboratory…
Okay. Now get in the holding cell with the others!
What? Hideaki Anno? What is this place??

 

After having been put in Alexander Doenau's holding cell for anime visionaries, Hayao Miyazaki discusses life with Hideaki Anno.
Don't worry about it. You'll get used to it eventually.
What am I supposed to be doing here, anyway?
Well, basically, Alex is compiling a team of anime visionaries to make the best anime ever.
Sounds like quite the daunting task.
It is... believe me... it is.
Say, why are you a squirrel?

 

At the window of the holding cell for anime visionaries, Chiaki Konaka waits.
Where is he?
Psst... Chiaki! I've come to save you!
Sadayuki? Is it really you?
Not so fast, Murai... drop that Celebi! From now on, you're going to be painting that cell a Perfect Blue until I hire a Millenium Actress to appear in my series!
Curses! When did you stop being a paranoid Celebi owner and become an anime visionary abducting maniac?

 

After placing an advertisement in the paper for a Millenium Actress, Alexander Doenau receives a reply.
Hello? I'd like to apply for the job of Seiyuu.
Oh my God! You're Megumi Hayashibara!
So, do I get the job?
Ms. Hayashibara, I'd do anything for you! You don't mind spending the rest of your days in a holding cell with various anime visionaries, do you?
Of course not... Where do I sign?
The cell is down this way... I can't believe my luck! First a Celebi of my very own, and now Megumi Hayashibara!

 

Just as Alexander Doenau was going to go to his first meeting with the visionaries, his doorbell rings.
What do you want, Fiery? We're busy in here!
I'd like to borrow a cup of sugar, please.
Yes, and I suppose that this cup of sugar would contain a Celebi and a room full of anime visionaries, including the divine Ms. Megumi Hayashibara?
You've got Megumi Hayashibara down there?
Yeah, you want to come see?
Cool!

 

After having grown accustomed to their new environs, the Anime Visionaries now roam free in Alexander Doenau's house. The first discussion of content is under way!
So, Hideaki, what do you think should be in the new anime?
A character that gradually gets to know themself, but is regarded as a wimp by some of the stupid fans!
What about you, Hayao?
I say that it should have an impossible love between two conflicting worlds!
...underage girls... ....panties... ssssssexxxxxx!
Alright, who let the Hentai Artist in here?!

 

During the meeting, Alexander Doenau and his band of Visionaries were approached by Yuji Ueda, one of the most prolific male seiyuu.
Hello. I'm Yuji Ueda. I hear that what was originally a jail for anime visionaries is now a paradise?
...Sssssexxxxxx...
Forget it, I'm not that kind of seiyuu.
No! Ignore the tentacle! I don't know how he got here! Stay! We've got Megumi Hayashibara here!
Me…gu…mi...
Calm down, Yuji! It's not like we've never worked together before! Remember Blue Seed? Pokémon? Love Hina? The Adventures of Young Santa Claus?

 

During the meeting, two neglected Visionaries sit and talk...
That does it, we're going right up to him!
Yes, Chiaki! We shall confront him!
Alex, why have you not asked for our input in the anime?
Do you have any ideas?
Well, I was thinking that the characters could give each other belittling honoriffics? You know, like chan? It would be ever so cute.
Yeah! And the themesong should be about logic, and clone dolls! Brilliant! It's like nothing I've ever seen before!

 

Alexander Doenau and Yuji Ueda take a quick break in the country side to explain things...
So, Yuji, it turns out that some people simply didn't understand the meeting held between Sadayuki, Chiaki and myself?
That's right, Alex. As a seiyuu who acted in the series that was a reference to, I feel obligated to explain.
Please, do go on!
Well, everything that was proposed in that meeting was taken directly from Bubblegum Crisis Tokyo 2040, where honoriffics have some bearing. And the themesong- oh dear, that was rather direct.
...yes...
Nice scenery, huh?

 

On his way to the store to fetch Megumi some food, Alex runs into his neighbour, Fiery.
Hey, Fiery! How's it going? I'm just going down to the store to get Megumi some food.
Speaking of food, how would you and your entourage like to come to the dinner party me and the missus is throwing?
There won't be any underhanded Celebi stealing, will there?
No, no I've gone right off the idea of Celebi. Never really wanted it any way.
Wait... you're not going to try and steal Megumi from me, are you?
Damnit, he's on to me!

 

Alex's Entourage has gone to Fiery's house for another dinner party. What does Tusky, the beautiful elephant temptress, have in store for them now?
Hello, I'm Megumi Hayashibara. Nice to meet you.
No, no, nice to meet you, my dearest of seiyuu.
Yuji Ueda, at your service.
Ooh, I'm getting all woozy...
Generic Hentai Artist. Where are the underage girls, waiting to be ravaged?
Ooh, oh my. I don't like where this is heading.

 

After fighting off the tentacle, the party continues.
Hello there!
Hello, Hayao. Lovely to see you, albeit in chicken form.
Yo.
Hideaki! What a pleasant surprise!
I grow weary of this party. Can I just accuse you of stealing my Celebi and leave?
Be my guest.

 

Alexander Doenau is about to find out that his team of visionaries has been working without him.
Now, it's quite clear that we've got a little sidetracked! Let's all get to work!
Alright! Here's all of the animation cells!
Hideaki? I didn't even think that we had come up with a story yet!
I've redrawn half of all of those cells personally, by hand!
Hayao? How can you redraw half of something that we haven't even come up with yet?
Okay, it took us three weeks without sleep or interruption, but Yuji and I are done recording. I do the 72 male leads, he does the 108 female leads... wait...

 

After finding out that the visionaries had completed the perfect anime series with out him, Alexander Doenau sits down to watch it.
This had better be good.
Perfect Mononoke Evangelion Crisis!
Interesting title...
Ohayo, Evangelion-chan! You should go back to idol singing! Quit cutting down trees for your iron works!
What the Hell is this?
Argh! Tentacles... all around... no escape!

 

Alexander Doenau calls Fiery McDragon to his door for an important conversation…
Fiery, it has come to my attention that my style is severely cramped by the limitations of Stripcreator.
Yeah, I know what you mean. The only reason that I'm a dragon was that there was no better option.
Yeah, not to mention that Hayao Miyazaki isn't actually a chicken!
Yeah, and Megumi Hayashibara isn't actually hideously ugly!
You know, I think we should move.
Damned straight.

 

Hello, I'm Diablo, the Satan worshipping chicken from the hit webcomic Goats.
Yes, and I'm Jon Rosenberg, writer and artist of Goats. I also serve as a character in the series.
Normally, you'd see us at our website, www.goats.com.
However, due to some inexplicable reason, we are also stock characters at www.stripcreator.com, where unfunny people go to pretend that they're funny. (some stuff here is good, though).
Let's blow this joint.
Ooh! I'll fetch the dynamite!

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