After the harrowing revelation that his neighbours are trying to seduce him and steal his Celebi, Alexander Doenau retires to his living room, where he watches anime (subbed, of course).
Ah, anime. Perhaps it can soothe my jangled nerves.
Knight Sabers! Action! We must find that thing!
Thing? Surely they couldn't mean my Celebi?
We must get it back from his hands!
Argh! Even my anime is against me! Begone, foul television! You'll never lay your hands upon my Celebi!
