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by Cheesemouth
11-18-01
Finally, Dr. Whitehead has finished his robot!
I'm not a robot, I'm a real boy!
Finally! I have finished my robot!
Hey, is that Taishi? What a loser. I'm outta here.
Now, what to do with him?
... And they all lived happily ever after.

 

by Cheesemouth
11-18-01
Larry decided to drink the blue toliet water. This is his story.
Ohh...yeah, I'm cool. That's right. I've got this goatee, I've got this beret, I'm the man.
I'm a goat....on a stool...and that guy is looking at me funny.
Whoa....I think I've just discovered the secrets to the Universe.
Squirrel! Hhahaha! Squirrel! SQUIRREL! Larry, down here! Squirrel!
The End.....Or is it? Haha! No, it really is. I was just kidding.
Wait a minute, I'm not a guy, I'm just a phone.
Hi, I'm Johnny Depp, star of Edward Scissorhands and Nick Of Time. Where is my career?

 

by Cheesemouth
11-18-01
Jim-Jo thinks he can throw his pee on the Grim Reaper. Let's see what happens.
I'm gonna throw this piss on the Grim Reaper!
Death is a little mad at Jim-Jo.
Oh, I hope he didn't see me trying to throw my pee on him.
Ohh...that little bastard is gonna get it.
And so Jim-Jo and his piss got lit on fire. The End.
Heheheh... Excellent.

 

by Cheesemouth
11-18-01
A not so mysterious mystery...
Oh no! Little Jenkins has killed himself!
Cornelius finds a note near the trash can.
To whom it may concern. Enclosed is a picture of my girlfriend. That is why I killed myself.
The Picture of Jenkins and his woman.
I'm going to kill myself!
I don't like that shirt. Why don't you wear pants? How come I can't meet your mother? Are you even listening?

 

by Cheesemouth
11-18-01
Maura recently sold her soul to the Devil.
Hey Sugar, I can take your pants off with my mind.
Really? Sweet! Go for it!
This is what she does now, since she knows she is already going to Hell.
GAAH!!
Fellas, don't let her take your pants off.
Sucker!

 

by Cheesemouth
11-18-01
A Long Time Ago, In a Country Far, Far Away...
Hey! Little Girl! Help me out, woulda?
Are you a bad man?
No, no, no, I'm not a bad man. I'm the Son of God.
Ohhhh
Then why don't'cha get yerself down?

 

by Cheesemouth
11-18-01
Even in death, Bobby was still his regular, flamboyently gay self.
Just because I'm dead, doesn't mean I can't dance!
Ohhh....yes it does. We'll have none of that now.
Hey, wait, where are we going?
Hell, of course. Y'know, where everyone goes when they die.
Doesn't really look like what I imagined.
Yeah, well, after a billion years of lakes of fire you'd want a change of scenery too.

 

by Cheesemouth
11-18-01
Love blossoms even in the midst of a terrible Human/Robot/Rabbit War...
There you are, Bongo! Oh how I've missed you!
Damn, she found me. I swear I'll never get drunk and sleep with a robot again, I swear it!
Wait, Bongo, where are you going? Why didn't you ever call me?
Sweet Jesus, if you get me out of this one I will do anything you want!
Score!

 

by Cheesemouth
11-18-01
Here we see the typical sea-monster / woman encounter.
Hey Baby, ever been with a giant squid?
Hmm....well....let me think...
No, can't say I have.
You ever been with a woman who is really a dog on a ball?

 

by Cheesemouth
11-18-01
Cornelius contemplates life.
Hmm....why do bad things happen to good people?
Kill yourself.
Who said that?
I did. Kill yourself.
And so the goat wins again.
Ok, Goat-On-Stool, you probably know what's best!
Heheh. Two points for me.

 

by Cheesemouth
11-18-01
Remember Bongo? The rabbit that said he'd do whatever was necessary to get that robot away from him?
Unfortunately for him, Lucifer took him up on his offer instead of Jesus, and he had something very special in mind for Bongo...
...he is forcing him to watch "Deep Blue Sea" for all eternity.
What have I done?

 

by Cheesemouth
11-19-01
Phillip doesn't know where to spend his money. First, he stops by the park.
Hey! Give me money! I can be a funny clown for a dollar.
Umm...I don't think so...he isn't that cool.
Then he stops by the local spaceship.
Give me the money, I'll take your pants off with my mind!
Um, no, I've heard about you.
Then he stops by the local crucifixition hill.
Give me the money! I'll save your soul!
Ehh...sorry Jesus, I'm Jewish.

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