What To Do With a Pile of Cash

Author: Cheesemouth

Date: November 19, 2001

by Cheesemouth
11-19-01
Phillip doesn't know where to spend his money. First, he stops by the park.
Hey! Give me money! I can be a funny clown for a dollar.
Umm...I don't think so...he isn't that cool.
Then he stops by the local spaceship.
Give me the money, I'll take your pants off with my mind!
Um, no, I've heard about you.
Then he stops by the local crucifixition hill.
Give me the money! I'll save your soul!
Ehh...sorry Jesus, I'm Jewish.