Dangers of 2000 Flushes

Author: Cheesemouth

Date: November 18, 2001

by Cheesemouth
11-18-01
Larry decided to drink the blue toliet water. This is his story.
Ohh...yeah, I'm cool. That's right. I've got this goatee, I've got this beret, I'm the man.
I'm a goat....on a stool...and that guy is looking at me funny.
Whoa....I think I've just discovered the secrets to the Universe.
Squirrel! Hhahaha! Squirrel! SQUIRREL! Larry, down here! Squirrel!
The End.....Or is it? Haha! No, it really is. I was just kidding.
Wait a minute, I'm not a guy, I'm just a phone.
Hi, I'm Johnny Depp, star of Edward Scissorhands and Nick Of Time. Where is my career?