The Asians are Attacking!!

Author: ChrisRock

Date: April 22, 2001

by ChrisRock
4-22-01
BRRRRRRRZZZZZ!! BAAAAAZZZZZAAAAAAP!!!
Uh oh, a mad robot unleashed on the whitehouse. I'll take care of this! Cavalry HO!!
Wait, don't hurt me!! I'm just an asian girl. All us asians have giant robots.
Oh, an asian! That changes everything! I know what to do in this situation.
The Pope: "Fuck"
Now I am an American!
And I am Drunk