Mike is a failure

Author: ChrisRock

Date: April 23, 2001

by ChrisRock
4-23-01
Hello! I'm a happy squirrel! May I have some food?
Dirty squirrels!! You're just rats with wings, get out of my face!! Btw, if I had any working muscles in my face, I would look VERY angry.
Rat with wings am I!? TRANSFORMO BLAMBLORMO!!
This is where I make my get-away! Yo M!! Get down to business!! Btw, I'm running away in fear while my goon squad enters the scene. I wish I had a working face . . . curse you Dayquill!!
SHAVAHN CHOP!!
Why do all my jobs end this way? . . . I hate my life. . . .