The REAL reason you never see age 70 Brothas playing pokemon

Author: ChrisRock

Date: April 28, 2001

by ChrisRock
4-28-01
Oizzone dizzay izzin thizza hizzood . . .
Yo yo yo. 'sup bizznatch? welcome to myz hizzood g. WOOPWOOPDIZZOOP!
You have insulted my family. Time for the political punishments! You must now choose between being locked in a room with a rabid janet reno, or . . .
foo, das wizzack yo! chill dawg! Fine yawl, I'll make my decision . . . hmm, what's worse? Janet Reno, or . . .
No chilling will take place.
It's twisted minds like mine that send millions of japanese kids into epileptic seizures.
HEY!! THAT GUY'S COVERED IN POKEMON MERCHANDISE!! You know what to do! LET'S GET 'EM!!
My pants are already unzipped!