Don't give in to Austrailians!! Drink Vodka!

Author: ChrisRock

Date: April 29, 2001

by ChrisRock
4-29-01
One hot summer day . . .
I'm very thirsty.
Oh really? Well, I happen to work at Del Taco. I might be able to bring out a couple drinks if maybe . . . uh . . . you take off your shirt!!
I said I was thirsty, not australian you jerk.
Well good luck finding your ownwater!! If your not taking off your shirt, I am.
oh no, I'm all out of water!! hey look, a vodka fountain!
She'll be back . . . maybe I'll seem attractive if she's drunk . . . and has her eyes pecked out by a vulture . . . I hate my life.