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by ChromeSteel
2-05-04
Handjobs!
Blowjobs!
Rimjobs!
...
...
It's like heaven on earth, I'm tellin' ya.

 

by ChromeSteel
2-05-04
ooo yeah baby
I saw you with that girl over there, Jesus. Nice work. I wish I had your luck with the ladies. If you don't mind my asking, how do you do it?
Well I AM the Lord God of all Creation, the Alpha and the Omega, Master of the Universe, the Tyrant of Heaven...
...and I gave her fifty bucks.

 

by ChromeSteel
2-24-04
Do you have an 8?
Nope, sorry, go fish.
We don't even have any fucking cards!
I'd like to see you try and come up with something better, asshole.

 

by ChromeSteel
2-25-04
I could really go for some big black Dick right now.
UGH! That's repulsive! Take your rainbow somewhere else!
What the fuck?!?
Ah, Richard, just the man I was looking for. You know, there's some weird women around here.
Tell me about it dude. I told one girl about how I couldn't wait to fuck you tonight, and she got all upset. I don't get it!

 

by ChromeSteel
6-26-04
So I had this great idea today-
Congratulations! Did it hurt much?
Hey do you want to go out and do something tonight? Oh wait, that's right, you're in JAIL. My bad.
We have
gay sex!

 

by ChromeSteel
9-14-04
...by switching to Geico.
oooOOOOooooo

 

by ChromeSteel
12-26-04
I have decided to make my triumphant return to the world Stripcreator.
As you can see I'm doing it in a spectacularly boring way.
Look, I'm dancing!

 

by ChromeSteel
12-26-04
Lance, I think it's time we started thinking about adoption.
Oh Irvin!
...
I don't know what to say. I'm shocked. You know how I feel about this.
Well it's something I feel very strongly about.
What brought all this on?
Well, our sex life has gotten quite stale lately, and I thought a threesome would help spice things up a little.
Ooo, good idea.

 

by ChromeSteel
12-26-04
HOMOSEXUALITY IS EVIL AND A SIN!
*Flashback to Gloryhole, the hippest, trendiest gay club in Nazareth*
Hey baby, nice ass. Wanna go back to my place?
Ew, get the hell away from me. Call me when you've got your grooming in order.
Ooo! How about you? You've got a pretty mouth.
Um... no. I'm not into that whole diaper fetish. Freak.

 

by ChromeSteel
12-27-04
"I now pronounce you spouses for life."
And that is the story of how the humans created a rip in the fabric of space-time, causing their galaxy to collapse into a black hole and DIE.
I don't care, I'm still in love with you.

 

by ChromeSteel
12-27-04
"BEHIND EVERY OBSESSION, COMPULSION AND ADDICTION... IS AN EVIL SPIRIT!"
"Homosexuality is an evil spirit that attacks, corrupts, perverts... and gains control over one's sexual desire and sex drive. _ It attacks one's mind with homosexual 'thoughts'." *
*taken from an evangelical christian website
Yes folks, we are a nation infested with demons. Why, if we legalize gay marraige, we'll have another 'Ghostbusters' on our hands! Fuckin' demons everywhere. Eating our children. The bastards.

 

by ChromeSteel
12-27-04
The Fairies Union would finally stop bitching about the besmirching of their good name.
That hot gay guy in class would finally see the error of his ways and start talking to you.
The credibility that legalization would give to homosexuality would rob us of one of our most fundamental arguments.
Osama bin Laden is so gay.

 

by ChromeSteel
4-23-05
Hi Sam! So how was your day of drunkeness and debauchery?
I don't remember the entire afternoon... I totally blacked out.
So, um... didn't you start the day as a dude? Like, with a penis?
I should have known when I couldn't stop playing with my breasts...

 

by ChromeSteel
4-23-05
So how are you adjusting to being a woman?
I spent six hours in front of a mirror yesterday watching myself masturbate.

 

by ChromeSteel
4-23-05
...and now I'm a woman. Just wanted to let you guys know, but I gotta run, so I'll talk to you later!
Bye... son?
Did you hear that Gloria?!? Our son's gone sissy! Next time I see him I'm gonna kick his ass-
Now honey, We need to be as loving and supportive as possible in his time of need. I'm sure this was a very difficult decision for him to make.
Earlier
50 bucks if you stay that way for a year.
Done!

 

by ChromeSteel
8-14-06
Um, I think you've got something hanging out of your nose. Do you want a tissue or something?
No.
Worst. Date. Ever.

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