He gets an allowance from his Father

Author: ChromeSteel

Date: February 5, 2004

by ChromeSteel
2-05-04
ooo yeah baby
I saw you with that girl over there, Jesus. Nice work. I wish I had your luck with the ladies. If you don't mind my asking, how do you do it?
Well I AM the Lord God of all Creation, the Alpha and the Omega, Master of the Universe, the Tyrant of Heaven...
...and I gave her fifty bucks.