Why Com_Caff Sucks Monkey Balls

Author: Com_Caff

Date: February 2, 2001

by Com_Caff
2-02-01
I, Com_Caff feel that because I have a small dick and I suck monkey balls, that I should make fun of evryone on my radio staff
Man Who good I make fun of next?
Ok! I know! I'll make fun of Banall's big head, or maybe Craig's music
And then I can catch a ride home from someone, and use someone elses phone to call my girlfriend, because I'm a huge loser without a license or phone.