With apologies to Parker and Hart

Author: CommieBasher

Date: August 16, 2003

by CommieBasher
8-16-03
Mike!! Mike!! We're missing 24 barrels of gin!!
... and 6 barrels of dry vermouth!!
Where's Robert?
He's down at the lake, ice fishing.
STOP HIM you fools!! .... He's making a gigantic martini!!