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by CommieBasher
4-30-03
Hi Ryan
Hi Robert
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I am so outta here
Please, just pull it out of the light socket..... it isn't like we are being gay or anything

 

by CommieBasher
4-30-03
Hi Steve
Hi Robert
..........
I am so outta here
Please, just pull it out of the light socket..... it isn't like we are being gay or anything

 

by CommieBasher
5-03-03
Come with me..... your time has come.... your philosophy is dead....
??? I have to save Nature! And establish communes for us to all live in peace and harmony, and the capitalist pigs have not yet learned their errors....
....then once all of the nature killers are gone Mother Earth may flourish once again, and the whales will be safe once more and the ozone will come back, and SUVs will disappear cause.... evil....
shut up! .............. Robert! Come here and help me!
hmmm..... where's an M60 when you need it?!
.... and of course guns are just plain EVIL and WRONG.... regardless of what the Constitution says cause after all it simply exists to keep the working class under control of the Capitalist hogs....

 

by CommieBasher
5-03-03
ahhh... back to the good ol' Pine Room
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I.. ummm..... yeah... I LIKE FOOTBALL!!! I BE IN COLLEGE FOR WRITING AND FOOTBALL. YEAH!! YOU ARE SO DUMB AND YOUR GAMES SUCK! YEAH!!
.... and I always though incest was illegal ....
I LIKE TITS! Oh, by the WAY, DO students USUALLY get KICKED out of ALBRIGHT after ONE semester?!?!

 

by CommieBasher
5-05-03
Phase 1
2 + 2 = 5 or 6, right?
Well, as your high school teacher, I can tell you that it doesn't matter so long as you feel good about yourself.
Phase 2
Why yes I am in a minority, so that means everything will be given to me in the real world, right?
Not only that, but here for your "higher education" you can study the works of your people ad nothing else, cause that should make you a success in any field! Especially once peace and nature triumph.
Phase 3
I can't do a damn thing. And look at that bastard making so much money. I hope my senators tax the shit out of him and give the money to me cause I deserve it.
::sigh:: .... this is what taking my education seriously gets me?! Someone needs to die....

 

by CommieBasher
5-05-03
I aced the AP Calc BC test and was in the 99th percentile for math, and have had several musical compositions published.
I just stopped shitting my pants and I can play FOOTBALL!!!
Albright gave me a good deal of financial aid for my accomplishments.
Ha ha! You are DUMB! They gave me the same amount of money cause I play FOOTBALL and I am LOUD and ANNOYING!!!
I guess I shouldn't have come back for the second semester.....
All right asshole! Outside you go! It is curbstomping time. Bite the curb asshole.

 

by CommieBasher
5-06-03
NO
Hey, you want to go to a movie and then have a few drinks at my club?
LOL OMG!!!111 rly?! o plz that soundz wondrful!!! i wud luv 2!! u r so kewl! let me get lotz and lotz of my makup on frst plz...
NO
Hey there, would you like to go to a guest lecture on post-modern proof techniques in contemporary ethical issues, and then discuss it over drinks with a few friends at my club?
Ethics? Isn't that something like it is wrong for us to kill animals and... stuff?
YES
You know, Sir Eddington said that "Proof is the idol before whom the pure mathematician tortures himself."
..... Obviously not from Reading, but that makes her better yet ..... Thank you God! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! .....

 

by CommieBasher
5-06-03
Ok, we know A and B are homomorphic, now you want to see that the kernel of A is isomorphic to to this non trivial subgroup of B...
Well, the definition of kernel is it is the set of elements mapped to the identity of the other set
Well, ok erase the last 8 lines... what I meant was that the extended union of all A in gamma shows that x is in both A and B....
But unions in set theory correspond to "or" statements in logic....
Ok, well, class dismissed for now then.... I need to go talk to Dr. Seaman about.... something....
Petee, you aren't even trying anymore, are you?

 

by CommieBasher
5-06-03
OH SHEITER!!! This line is off by one pixel, and I have tried to fix it three ways! Guyzzzzzz this is SO annoying
Dude, can you ever SHUT THE HELL UP? You are SO GAY dude!
Dude! Quit being such a whining baby sissy gay jackass! Come back here dude.
No, I refuse to associate with people who don't respect my Java applets and call me gay ...sniff... waaaaahh
You know, I would probably intervene if either one of them ever wanted to do anything fun outside of school....
Martinis and MST3K tonight? Nothing else going on.....

 

by CommieBasher
5-06-03
After two drinks
WEEEEE -- I'll kick your as in SSB again you runt!
Yeah well I want to kick the asses of these liberal idiots -- they are so vile and i hope they have a tree fall on them
After four drinks
You know, Operation Iraqi Freedom was as just a war as WWII...
Yeah well if Hitler wanted to win he should have ignored those fooools in that filthy Russia and invaded Florida.....
After six drinks
Well Kim, I don't really feel drunk any more
I'll get you a clean shirt and a mop

 

by CommieBasher
5-06-03
So I hear Albright made up an excuse to let you go? That is rediculous and stupid cause you are the best teacher ever anywhere and I will miss you!
Well, thanks Ryan, but you know I never really was all that happy here
I mean, you really can't go down hill from Albright, right?
Well, let's not jump to conclusions, ok? I mean, look at me! But still, is there any thing I can do to help you out during all this?
Of course! Bend over!
You got it!!

 

by CommieBasher
5-07-03
Man does my brain hurt........
......... ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch........
Quit hitting "random" dummy
Please authorize deadly force on these people, please....... it hurts!

 

by CommieBasher
5-07-03
KNOCK KNOCK!!!
WHO'S THERE?!?!
ummm.......
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I guess humor is harder than it looks
HAHAHAHALOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111 U R 2 funny!!

 

by CommieBasher
5-07-03
.... blah blah blah ....
You know, I just had a thought.....
?!?! OUT!!! YOU GET OUT OF HERE!!!!! OUT OUT OUT OF MY CLASS NOW!!!!!
.......!?.......
Apparently this was the wrong place to try free thought....
::sigh:: Dude, this is college! What the hell were you trying to do?!

 

by CommieBasher
5-13-03
PK FIRE!!!!!!
Falcon Punn......
ok!
I win again! What a surprise! It really sucks kicking this much ass
Oh come on it isn't fair you know it and I know it we should be using handicaps guyzzzzz come on guyzzzzzzzz

 

by CommieBasher
5-13-03
You know guys, I just had a thought about how we can make the Pine room bett......
HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! He he he he ahhhhhh HA HA!!!
HA HA HA pfffffffffffftttttt!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh come on.... what's so goddamn funny!?
ha ha ha ha..... You are a freashman!!! Ha ha ha ha!! Like you can think!??! pfffffffffffffffffft

 

by CommieBasher
5-14-03
WOO HOO!!! I rule SO MUCH because I made another comic!!!! And this one only took me 3 seconds!!!! I am so awesome!!!
?!
Did you read freshman Nick's new "comics?"
::sigh:: Yes, I did. He sure made them in an awful hurry.
Well, I hear that he always seems to.... ummm.... finish up rather quickly.
Not only that, but he obviously has no clue what to do while "on the job," so to speak....

 

by CommieBasher
5-18-03
AIM Talking
So how are you doing?
Nick said he has a new comic...
I am fine

 

by CommieBasher
8-16-03
Mike!! Mike!! We're missing 24 barrels of gin!!
... and 6 barrels of dry vermouth!!
Where's Robert?
He's down at the lake, ice fishing.
STOP HIM you fools!! .... He's making a gigantic martini!!

 

by CommieBasher
9-02-03
So, you want to go out tonight after the game, maybe see who's playing at the 4D's?
Well sure, that would be cool, but I literally have no cash....
Oh don't worry about that -- I got you covered! What do you want to drink?
Well... cool... ummmm... Yuengling I guess.
Come on! Let's play another game of pool. ... Hey Claudio! Get him another Yuengling, would ya?!
.......... damn! Who needs a job!?

 

by CommieBasher
9-02-03
Hi there! I am Mike!
Actually you are mistaken. I am Mike. You don't exist.
As Descates said, "Cogito ergo sum." I am thus convinced of my own existance. You, my friend -- nay! my imposter -- are the non-entity.
And since when do you quote Descartes?! Your faith in your perceptions is laughable. "A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."
And since when do you quote Nietzsche?!? I am going to open up a can of "Aristotelian Whoop-Ass" on you, Mr. Imaginary-non-extant-fake-Mike!
So metaphorical imagry isn't good enough for you, even though one of your favorite hobbies is indeed chess?! Hell, I border on surreal, and one of your favorite artists is Magritte! I hate you!

 

by CommieBasher
9-08-03
State Correctional Facility
It's not like she didn't want it... I just don't see why she had to brag to a state trooper... Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to put me in charge of a high school marching band anyway?!

 

by CommieBasher
10-03-03
Yep! Here I am -- new look, new attitude... I am on top of the world!
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This is great -- nothing can stand in my way! I feel great with my new sprite!
hmmm.......
Wow! I see that, despite your change, I can still beat your ass in Smash Brothers by at least 15!
I hate this game -- and I hate all of you!! Guyzzzzz!!

 

by CommieBasher
2-11-04
Hey Larry! You wanted to talk about something corps related?
Yes indeed. We need to discuss what some people are calling the "Mike Problem." It seems your personality is causing some offense at rehearsals. I would hate to have to show you the door...
You maintain that, because I was trained to excell and want this corps to do as well as possible, I am somehow viewed as problematic by less dedicated and less talented veterans?
Well... uhhh... you see... hmmmm... the thing is... uhhh... yes you are very talented and we would... uhhh... hate to lose you... and... ummmm... your experience would be must valuable to... uhhh...
What is it we were discussing again?
Who would you like us to kick out of the corps?

 

by CommieBasher
2-11-04
I sure would love to be world champion...
This shouldn't be a difficult match at all.
I suggest a new strategy -- let the commie win.
Oh shit!
1.e4!
Wow!!! I resign! Good game!!!

 

by CommieBasher
2-11-04
Well class, what are the results of your research?
Well, the data suggest the intelligence of a web comic's fan base is directly proportional to the intelligence of the comic itself.
I found that the size of such a comic's fan base is inversely proportional to the comic's quality.
I would like to recognize and thank Siegfried1027 for his complete and utter superiority to any of the multitude of Dave Anez's fans.

 

by CommieBasher
2-11-04
Greetings all! Let's engage in some serious and thought provoking conversation about any topic which interests you.
U R BANNED 4 LYFE!!!! HA HA HA HA LSOER!!!! U R AN A$$HOLE!!!
I sure hope Deathie gets online sometime soon.
So that she might make logical sense and undo this retarded wrongness?
Look -- a guy can dream about getting a blow job ever, can't he? Can't he?!
I am bored.

 

by CommieBasher
2-12-04
Horribly insecure and insignificant engineer, you may ask the first question.
hmmmm.... I need to come up with one he would never ever know...
What is something you drive on that goes across a hole and was inspired by a dead tree doing the same over a river?
.... a bridge!
Dammit! How could he have known that!??!
My turn... since you know math, this will be easy! What is the name of a subset that is homomorphically mapped to an identity?

 

by CommieBasher
2-12-04
Holy fuck that girl is beasty! Damn fucking beasty in every way, shape, and form. Don't you all think she is beasty? Beastlor to the max.
I love you so damn much. You are so hot. HOT HOT HOT!!! Unsah unsah unsah!!
Actually, I think we should maybe slow down just a little.
DAMN FUCKING BEASTY! Beastylor unsah.

 

by CommieBasher
2-12-04
Dr. Gupta, Dr. Lollis
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The camus administration sucks.
Dr. Jung, Dr. Pankratz
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Dr. Cacicedo, The Disillusioned
Capitalism is EVIL.
Thanks, Albright, for this wonderful education.

 

by CommieBasher
2-23-04
Outside the Fake Bullshit Engineering Class
BLAH BLAH BLAH.... liberal bullshit.... hurray for fags marrying.... I know math -- really -- I mean I HATE YOU ALL.... flame retardant....
Hey, brilliant fire prevention engineer, I have a question... does wood burn?
FUCK YOU AUSKUNFT!!! I does know math. I are a good engineer and I MEAN IT! Conservatives are EVIL and anime is FUCKING GREAT!!!!!
You know something, you miserable hag...?
If you weren't a horribly ugly, stupid, obnoxious, ghastly retarded sack of shit, I might make you gag on my dick just so you shut the fuck up.
He spoke again!!! I must cry now. I am glad Dusty wants no sexual relations at all ever. But, why is that? Oh, and I forget... does wood burn or not? Hmmm...

 

by CommieBasher
6-11-04
Hey Jeff Z., you did a great job as marketing manager! You polished this turd so well we actually attracted some talent this year!
My pleasure, Larry -- I try my best! I would love for us to not be an embarrasement this year -- for all our "history" and "tradition" we have been pretty shitty these past few seasons.
Yep, well, I must be off. You guys really are nowhere as important to me as the Crossmen. Later.
Hey, you take care now. I am going to disappear to Europe for a few weeks and not pay attention to anything corps related.
Uhhh... Larry... Mike just quit. I went ahead and acted like an idiot to him, and he decided he doesn't want to come back.
Well fuck. No championship this season. At least I have the Crossmen... errrr... well, no championship this season.

 

by CommieBasher
6-23-04
Sweetheart, I love you so very much!
I love you too sweetie!

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