More or less a true story

Author: CommieBasher

Date: February 11, 2004

by CommieBasher
2-11-04
Hey Larry! You wanted to talk about something corps related?
Yes indeed. We need to discuss what some people are calling the "Mike Problem." It seems your personality is causing some offense at rehearsals. I would hate to have to show you the door...
You maintain that, because I was trained to excell and want this corps to do as well as possible, I am somehow viewed as problematic by less dedicated and less talented veterans?
Well... uhhh... you see... hmmmm... the thing is... uhhh... yes you are very talented and we would... uhhh... hate to lose you... and... ummmm... your experience would be must valuable to... uhhh...
What is it we were discussing again?
Who would you like us to kick out of the corps?