The Reading Fuck-the-rears Senior Whore

Author: CommieBasher

Date: June 11, 2004

by CommieBasher
6-11-04
Hey Jeff Z., you did a great job as marketing manager! You polished this turd so well we actually attracted some talent this year!
My pleasure, Larry -- I try my best! I would love for us to not be an embarrasement this year -- for all our "history" and "tradition" we have been pretty shitty these past few seasons.
Yep, well, I must be off. You guys really are nowhere as important to me as the Crossmen. Later.
Hey, you take care now. I am going to disappear to Europe for a few weeks and not pay attention to anything corps related.
Uhhh... Larry... Mike just quit. I went ahead and acted like an idiot to him, and he decided he doesn't want to come back.
Well fuck. No championship this season. At least I have the Crossmen... errrr... well, no championship this season.