The Adventures of Duncan McFuzzynuts

Author: CousinPhil

Date: November 18, 2001

by CousinPhil
11-18-01
Mom, I think you should know that I hate you with everything I have. You raised me horribly and made me grow into a twisted member of society.
I'm not your mother... I'm a hooker you picked up about ten minutes ago.
Oh...
Well in that case just spank my ass, penguin lady.
That I can do!