The Adventures of Duncan McFuzzynuts

Author: CousinPhil

Date: November 18, 2001

by CousinPhil
11-18-01
A chance encounter with the son of God
Duncan McFuzzynuts, I hear that you are killing homeless people in my name. These acts are a highly atrocious crime.
But Jesus, he asked for spare change and reeked of urine and peanuts!
"Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country." ~Proverbs 5:12
That's not from the Bible, Jesus! You're nothing but a fraud! I'm getting a new idol to worship and enforce fanatically on others!
Whizz.
Damn, I need a sandwich! I'm not thinking straight anymore. Look how I'm wasting awaaaaay.