The Adventures of Duncan McFuzzynuts

Author: CousinPhil

Date: November 23, 2001

by CousinPhil
11-23-01
Now that you're in the zone, I want you to close your eyes and concentrate. What is it that you truly want in this short lifetime?
This just in... Duncan McFuzzynuts has discovered the cure for genital warts! Nuns of the world are rejoicing and eskimos are rioting the Staples Center! Thank you Duncan McFuzzynuts for all the help!
What did you see?
My father...!