The Adventures of Duncan McFuzzynuts

Author: CousinPhil

Date: November 23, 2001

by CousinPhil
11-23-01
I'm as lost as you are...
I've gotta go find my father! He's the only one that can help me know who I am and why.
Down on the ground...
Tonight on the 7 o' clock news... "The website Chummy-beloma.com was found to be operated by a gang of dead monkeys with brain cancer."
That voice! It was my father's! Hang on dad, I'm coming to see you as soon as I get down from my high!