Don't go because this is stupid! Go because.....well.......um.....yeah I honestly don't know just don't go? Or go! Fine! Leave! I don't care! *cries* I'm sorry, you know I didn't mean it.
The boy stumbles around looking for something interesting......and finds a zombie looking at him odd-like..
Lalala...stumbling around looking for something interesting...I'm looking up and seeing the zombie...It's creepy...the way he's looking at me...but not interesting enough. I shall continue..
Uh, grr?
He stumbles along and finds a soldier...
I'm stumbling along and finding a soldier...Hello...this place is boring..you're going to lose....goodbye...
Uh, don't move or I'll shoot?
He continues stumbling and stumbles onto a spaceship where he meets a sexy penguin alien..
I'm still stumbling and I'm meeting a--HOLY SHIT! A SEXY PENGUIN! This is interesting..but I'm tired and hungry and bored with stumbling along. Goodbye sexy penguin alien. I shall miss you.
So how do you like being in an airsuit all the time?
Oh it's allright. It's cool because I never have to get up to go to the bathroom, and I can go out in space and be all..in space and stuff....
... *blinks* ...
But then again, I walk around with my own filth, I have to change my oxygen tanks, it's hot in here and I'M STUCK IN A FRIEKING SPACE SUIT! *breaths heavily and freaks out*
Uh, you DO know that you can change your "Filth Bag" right?
Oh Clango, my Wifebot and I had a huge fight and I think our relationship is over! *sobs*
It's okay Redro. These things happen.
Easy for you to say. You haven't kept a steady relationship for more than two blips of a beep!
Two whats of a what? What the hell are you talking about? Was that supposed to be some kind of dumbass robot talk? That is such a stereotype! Robots don't talk like that!
Ok. Well when you put it that way, I guess some people's problems aren't as bad as they may think...Especially when they're being compared to you.
Dex continues ranting about his horrible day while Aaron listens "intently"...
......
But then he started getting all lawyer-ass on me and told me if I didn't stop he'd sue! Well, I told him that I could do w/e I want because it's in my vegetative propaganda!
One day, Aaron, tired of sitting around doing nothing, decided to go on an adventure...
Hey I'm going on some adventures, I'll be back later.
Whatever.
Outside, he began to think about his upcoming adventures
This adventure is going to take a while. I'll probably meet a lot of strange people and it probably won't be funny very often, but its better than sitting at home.
And so Aaron set off for many adventures, or at least as many as the writer can think of...hopefully many
Goodbye Rocket that is sitting in front of my house in this frame but wasn't in the last frame.
Shortly after leaving his house, Aaron encountered one of his friends.
Hey Bryan, I'm going on some Adventures.
I thought of doing that.....but I didn't.
A little later, Aaron encounters another of his many friends.
Hey JC. I'm going on some adventures. You can't come because I really don't like you, I just couldn't find any other person that works. Advice: get a frikin haircut and shave that dumb thing off.
That's cool. I'm a dufus.
Later yet, yet another of Aaron's friends yet come along..yet.
Hey Jackie. I'm going on some adventures.
That's great. When are you going to start an actual adventure? And why is there sky on the ground? This comic makes no sense. What a load of crap. See you when you get back.
After leaving the town, Aaron came upon a valley at the edge of a forest, where he stumbled upon a coyote
Hello. I'm Aaron and I'm on an Adventure.
Good for you! *cough* I mean, uh, HOOOWWLL!
Some of the Plot Unfolds...
Right..well do you have anything interesting to heighten the plot?
As a matter of fact, I do. howl. Beware of the danger in the forest. As of late, howl, a great disturbance has been heard and it's scaring all the inhabitants, howl.
The Adventures Continue....
I thank you for your info and I have put on my battle gear, as you can see, and I will cautiously enter the forest casually.
You know, that made no sense. Whatever, I have to pee. Where's the nearest fire hydrant...
Aaron, paranoid and still in the forest, stumbles upon...
AH! A PINK PIG WANDERING THROUGH THE FOREST PROBABLY ON AN ADVENTURE JUST LIKE ME BUT IT MUST BE EVIL B/C IT IS!!!
uh, oink?
Allright that's it. No more killing-AHH! It's a cute death bunny with a gun!
Stop killing and-oops I mean or! Stop killing or I'll shoot!
The killing--I mean adventure continues...
Allright, you're fine. So you just killed three innocent animals. That's allright! They were going to die anyway...sometime. Besides, that bunny was a bitch.
Taking a break from the killing spree, Aaron finds a nice old gnome...
Oh thank God I found you! I need some help! A coyote told me there was something strange in the forest and now I've gone paranoid and I can't stop killing! Help me! Please!
So you're the bitch who keeps on killing poor innocent animals!....I'll teach you to kill innocent animals you dirty whore!!
The fight pursues....FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
The adventure continues...
YEAH! Take that you stupid gnome! Who taught who the lesson! Yeah that's right!! Mmhmm
Well that's simple, Aaron. I didn't like it inside because it was stuffy and the room was ugly. So I moved the computer and myself outside and now I'm playing on it.
That's stupid...why didn't you just open a window?
You know what, You Shutup okay? Yeah. I didn't open a window because ...um... well..because I wanted to move the computer outside cuz then I could get more air and it was so ugly! Yeah! Take that!
Ok fine. I have one more question..How are you playing on the computer when there's no plug-in?
Uh........... you know... um, well, I, uh, ... YOU DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING!! i hate you..
After gloating over the defeat of the gnome, Aaron turns around and finds a strange blue elf standing in front of him..
Ah! Who are you and what do you want! MUST KILL!
Whoa there Aaron. Settle down. You NEED to stop killing things. It's getting in the way of the story. You need to find the source of the howling and moaning.
What howling and moaning? I think I should kill you.
LISTEN YOU LITTLE FREAK!...i mean..What? You haven't heard the howling and moaning yet? hmm... Well I'm not surprised with all the killing you've been doing! Don't kill unless you have to from now on!
All of a sudden, howling and moaning can be heard in the distance..
Ok, no more killing...WHOA! Listen to that howling and moaning!
What I think of a certain person who shall not be named...
Hey there you stupid bitch that no one likes. I'm telling you now that I hate you a ¡¡LOT!! So now what? You gonna go have your mom fight your battles? Hmph. Cheap whore.
I'm acting all innocent and hurt when really I'm thinking of ways to get back at you that really just make things worse and make people hate me even more..
This is fun!!
And what's with the sucky "stuff" job? Why can't you realize that you're NOT skinny and you should wear some clothes that don't show your disgusting creamy white flab! EVERYONE HATES YOU!
I'm going to go give my deadbeat boyfriend, who only has me because I'm so easy, a mediocre blowjob!
That was a blast!! Let's do it again! (*reads again*)
Burn you stupid dumb ass bitch.
AHHH! I'm dying and everyone is going to have a party because I'm dead!
Ok, I've been wandering in the forest for a few strips, so I must be getting close to the source of the howling and moaning..especially since I'm not killing anymore.
Suddenly, Aaron comes upon a woman who is howling and moaning like crazy..
So you're the source of the howling and moaning? What the hell is with it?
You would feel the same when you have a really bad toothache, various pains, a crappy boyfriend, and a sucky-ass life!
Aaron continues wandering and attempts to make up for the last sucky comic..
Well, since the last comic sucked so bad....what the hell?
Yo! I'm a rock!
Dude, how is this relevant to the story at all? What does a rock have to do with anything?
I dunno, I just thought that you needed a rock in your story. Besides, we rocks don't get the recognition we deserve! And that's why I'm pro Rock Rights!
...no comment....
Isn't that great.. A rock activist. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Shutup! you stupid rock!
Before continuing with the dolphin, Aaron realizes that the previous episode was labeled #10 and should have been #11 and is sorry for the mess-up..to the dolphin: they're both staring at each other..
...this is awkward...
..dude..
Ok, I wasn't aware that dolphins talked they way you do..is it some sort of accent?
heh..no way dude..i just love the movie "Finding Nemo", especially the turtles and I like talking like them...yeah man!
I said like SHOW ME HOW TO GET DOWN! WHEN I SAY YOU GET DOWN, YOU WILL GET UR ASS DOWN! I AM YOUR COUNSELOR SO YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME AND I SAY GET DOWN! SO GET DOWN DAMMIT!
O_O ....*wells up with tears*....ok...
*puts on happy face*
d--o---w-------n....and thats the way i get down..........if it pleases you
Do I honestly have to put on the whole "bird" act? Because I'm tired, I'm cranky, my feet hurt, I think I'm laying an egg, that or I'm extremely constipa-
I get the picture! But is it too much to ask for just ONE tweet?
Sure, you want one now, but later you'll be asking for more. You always want more. And why doesn't anyone say please around here? Its always "Come On, Do this and Do That!" never a please or thank you
great...a disfunctional bird...
Don't you walk away from me! I'm not done with you! And another thing! You didn't even say goodbye! You good for nothing cat!
*voiceover*: It's 10 o'clock and its time for the news, here on ABCD: Channel 3
Good evening, I'm Al Longie and this is the news...um, I think we should change that line because I think it's obvious that this is the news..I mean, the voiceover says it and theres the sign *points*
Today 3 kids drowned somewhere, a car exploded, and some more boring crap happened...In other news, I'm having an affair with my wife. We get it on every night after work. Also, I think I'm gay...
....what? What do you mean we're on the air? Oh shit, um, honey, I was just kidding and I'll be home a few hours after work, as usual..
..so we've decided to come visit you! We're family and we should spend more time together! We'll be there approximately 20 minutes after you read this..
Meanwhile..as the pirates talking is interrupted when they hear a thump and whispering on the other side of the ship..
I still think I look like Johnny Depp...wait! Did you hear that?
Aye! It sounds like someone else is aboard the ship..
Listen! Do you hear that! Whoever is on board is talking..
HOW DARE THEY!
The pirates set off while the adventure continues..
Ooh! I bet it's that Aaron kid!..geez he makes a pretty loud thump when he comes on board..and he talks to himself...weird..
Aye...let's get him..along with his weirdness!!...hmm..do we really want someone with THAT much weird?..yes we must! Hie us henceforth!..heh...Im like frikin Shakespeare!
Aaron hears the calls from another place on the ship but does not notice the pirate behind him until..
Not so fast, young one!
Gasp! Cement dude needs my help..again!
You've been causing some trouble around here! You brought someone up who should have been down and..YOU KILLED MY GIRLFRIEND! You must pay the ultimate price! Her funeral expenses!!
HOLY SHIZIT! Are you snerious! She was YOUR girlfriend!....How about we just fight instead?
The pirate agrees and the fight commences as the ADVENTURE CONTINUES!!..
The two are so into the fight that it seems like they are the only thing around and the writer needs the dividers for the fight..
You killed my girlfriend!
She had lots of problems!..Think of it this way: I did you a favor!
I was going to propose to her!
I saved both of you some pain!..well mostly you..Sooner or later you were going to realize that you didn't love her and you would leave and you both would be heartbroken!
The fight continues along with the adventure...HOW EXCITING!!!
Are you saying that I can't control my relationships? That I don't know true love when I see it?!!
As the two fight, the other two decide its pointless for them to fight so they have a lil chat..
...when you think about it...we're not really a Mafia, persay, we're more like....two pirates...we should change our name to something like...THE DOS PIRATES!
Good point..the little bit of Spanish makes you sound tough and kinda Spanish..
A little bit later..
...And HE thinks he looks like Johnny Depp, but I told him that he didn't...I mean, that Johnny Depp is really good-looking..I could see how you would want to be like him..
Yeah! You can't look like Johnny, he's one of a kind! Let's both sigh over how good-looking Johhny is..
Later still..
MY WIFE IS HAVING AN AFFAIR!!
There, there. These things happen..*(the idiot should have kept her happy in bed)*
Well, that's over..Now Do I Honestly Have To Deal With You? Cuz I'm Kinda Tired and Really Need A Break!
I won't give you any trouble..But, our new name was gonna be THE DOS PIRATES! and you can't be THE DOS PIRATES! with only one pirate.. :(
How Dramatic! A Non-Killing Solution!
Ok well, here's a solution and it doesn't involve me killing you: why don't you let Cement Dude be a Pirate and you two can be..
THE DOS PIRATES! I Love the Idea! YAY! IM HAPPY AGAIN! argh
THE DRAMATIC CONCLUSION!!
Wow...well, this brings another adventure to an end..this was kinda weird...don't you agree completely irrelevant rocket sitting next to me that was never there before?
I'm telling everyone that smoking is bad! Someone needs to! BLAH people die every day because of smoking!....Plus, I'm tired of seeing my family drug away to be smoked..It's not fun being smoked!
You see...I thought I stopped liking you, but I didn't..I miss you all the time...I think about you a lot..Could we please just give it another go?
:D You don't know how long I've waited for you to say that! All those times I rejected you I was playing hard to get! But I think I was playing a little too hard! Oh YES YES!
OMG World
...I still like you!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok, now seriously, what did you want to talk to me about?
Real World
...I still like you!
.....Um..Al--Alright. Ok..hmm...uh, you DO know I have a boyfriend right?
Yeah Screw the small talk... I like you and you like me, LETS MAKE SWEET PUPPET LOVE!
Not So Fast there Slick! First I need to know a few things... If we do this, is it gonna be a one-night stand? Are you going to call me afterwards, are you going to be decent to me, are you going to..
Well, my rocket friend..where should I go next? I've been to the forest and the sea..
Why not go to space?
And so Aaron hitched a ride on the rocket to space..
Eh, whatever...Let's go!
Ok!
The Space Adventure Continues..
So this is space...Kinda empty isn't it?..Why didn't you tell me it was so boring!
Hey, this is my first time too! I'm not a GO! kind of rocket...I'm more of a EH, MAYBE LATER kind of rocket. The only reason I came up here was cuz I thought the moon was cheese! AND ITS NOT! WTF!
After the pissed-off rocket left, Aaron came upon a dude in a spacesuit..
Hi. What's up?
Oh, nothing much. Just wandering in space. You would not believe how BORING it is! I swear, every star looks the same!
That's......cool?
No way man! If anyone was on an adventure here, I would say, go BACK! Because this place sux! Well, unless you find some aliens that want to eat your brains! Otherwise, totallly sux!
Yeah, I'm on an Adventure.
Well, say goodbye to your brains. You'll either lose them from boredom, or get them sucked out of a straw by aliens! You lose your brains either way...i did
So, if you lose your brains from boredom or aliens, how did you lose yours?
That's an interesting question...you see, many people said I didn't have any brains to begin with, but I knew that I had some...somewhere.
Yeah that's nice, but HOW did you lose your brains?
I was getting to that...well, I was up here and knew of the dangers, so BEFORE I could lose my brain from boredom or aliens, I took them out myself and got rid of them!
The Adventure Continues..
Oh..wow...ok, well I guess..in the end, you proved them wrong!
Bryan leaves and returns 15 minutes later with something in his hand..
Well its about time you came back! I'm trying to celebrate here!...what's in your hand?
Well, you were talking about milestones..so I ran a mile and picked this up..You see, THIS is a milestone. It looks NOTHING like 50 comics! There isn't even 1 comic on it!