Newscaster Blunder

Author: CrayzWeirdKid

Date: June 21, 2004

by CrayzWeirdKid
6-21-04
*voiceover*: It's 10 o'clock and its time for the news, here on ABCD: Channel 3
Good evening, I'm Al Longie and this is the news...um, I think we should change that line because I think it's obvious that this is the news..I mean, the voiceover says it and theres the sign *points*
Today 3 kids drowned somewhere, a car exploded, and some more boring crap happened...In other news, I'm having an affair with my wife. We get it on every night after work. Also, I think I'm gay...
....what? What do you mean we're on the air? Oh shit, um, honey, I was just kidding and I'll be home a few hours after work, as usual..