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| Hey, kids. I'm Max Paine, ultra badass. You may be wondering why I haven't been an ultra badass as of late. | |
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| Despite my vast popularity, I have only been given two frames to work with. So, to simplify matters, I'm bringing a new object to the show: The pointy finger of death! | |
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| Yes, now you can see an act of God without being God! Look out world, the ultra badass is on the loose! | |
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| Umm... Sir? Can I have my fake nails back? I gotta show them to a friend. | |
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