Fake Nails Have Never Been So Much Fun...

Author: Crowbar

Date: January 15, 2002

by Crowbar
1-15-02
When we last left our hero...
Okay, listen. For the last time, my pointy finger of death is important for my undercover work! Now, let me HAVE THEM!
No! Mine! Go away! I wouldn't let you have them even if you *were* an all-powerful demi-god!
Suddenly...
AHHHHHHHH!!
Umm.. Wow. What the *hell* do they put in these nail things nowadays?