Sam and Chester

Author: Cute_Little_Manda

Date: February 18, 2001

You know, Chester. I think I just had a great idea. One that might revolutionize the world as we know it.
What's that, Sam?
You've noticed how everyone thinks monkeys are cute? Well what if we had chimps on tv instead of humans? They could do commercials and sell us everything from cheese to enemas.
I don't know, Sam. Wouldn't that offend people?
Who would it offend? Everyone likes monkeys. Everyone.
Um..yeah, Sam. Sure thing.