Birthdays Suck...just like this comic. Love ya, Big Evil Dan

Author: Cute_Little_Manda

Date: February 23, 2001

To be nice and get in with the Lowpass people who are actually funny, Cute Little Manda decided to throw Big Evil Dan a birthday party.
Gee, I hope he likes it. It sure does take a lot of time to set up the perfect birthday party.
Well, hours passed and not a single person showed. Manda wasn't really that surprised.
And to think..I actually thought he would show up...What am I going to do with a years subscription to the Victoria's Secret catalog and an economy sized jar of Afro-Sheen?
Needless to say, Manda cried herself to sleep that night and spent all of the next day waxing her floors.
Oh well. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG EVIL DAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!