Internet Lovers Meet for the First Time

Author: Cyberpunk

Date: January 28, 2001

by Cyberpunk
1-28-01
Dude. You're not a lesbian.
Uh, nope. And dude? You're not a chick!
Uh. Aren't you Lez_Femme forever at AOL ?
Sure am. Aren't you Bi-Dildo-Chick at AOL ?
Actually, I'm Satan. Can I buy your soul for 300 free Sprint airtime minutes?
Sold.