God's Musical Chairs

Author: Cyberpunk

Date: January 29, 2001

by Cyberpunk
1-29-01
MOSES ... MOSES!!
*singing* I'm saaaaaaailing - come sail away, come sail away with me ... *singing*
MOOOOOOOSES! TURN AROUND ME-DAMNIT!
*singing* She works haaaaard for her money, sooooo hard for her money. *singing*
Ahhh, fuck it. Go be the President of the NRA, see if I care.
*singing* I shot the Sheriff ... but I did not shoot the deputy. *singing*