THE TRUTH about URBAN SOCIAL DISTANCING

Author: DBoba

Date: March 22, 2020

by DBoba
3-22-20
This morning at the library...
Excuse me sir, please respect my space, 6 to 8 feet...
Hey man I don't measure shit with my feet HONKY
...well kind sir what unit of measurement do you prefer? I am a very tolerant and accomodating liberally minded person...
..I prefer the unit of measurement between my legs CRACKA!!!
...cough...um..ok..let me see if I can convert that...exactly how long is that?
..why don't you go ask your wife..she was gaggin' on it last night old man!