Freddie does Stand-up S1 E2

Author: DBoba

Date: March 27, 2020

by DBoba
3-27-20
Whoa ..a mirror..I hate that shit...welll no wait a minute there's three thousand of me..I can use that as an audience....
tough crowd I see...alrighty then....
OK...I did this joke on Letterman and got a pretty good response....what do you call a dead fly?
...a flew...ha ha...get it?...Well actually it didn't go over so well on Letterman either...he went after me with his pink fly swatter...the FAG!!!!
Any paraplegics out there? Tough shit...Are paraplegics really just plegics that can fly? Get it...para..you know like PARACHUTE....fly....oh never mind!
Tough crowd I gotta tell my agent no more gigs at this DIVE!