Bacon Depression

Author: DBoba

Date: April 8, 2020

by DBoba
4-08-20
what's the matter Bacon?
I don't know, I just feel generally depressed...there's no clear reason...
It could be a chemical imbalance...but then again...you're fuckin' Bacon....straight up...
Why does everybody have to be so cruel to me just because "I'm Bacon"????
Well..usually we throw ya on a hot ass fryin' pan and cook ya until you're a sizzling crispy critter with narry a pinch of fat left....so I'd be happy if I were you...
FUCK!