A housekeeper

Author: DJWeeman

Date: August 4, 2003

by DJWeeman
8-04-03
Hey, would you mind having a housekeeper?
A housekeeper? Sound nice?
For free, all you need to do feed them ten carrots and a can of coffee a day. Also 3 tubs of whipped cream.
That's cheap.
You bet, and they're even partially house broken.
What the crap?