Wedded things

Author: DJWeeman

Date: August 19, 2003

by DJWeeman
8-19-03
Well, I think I can pretty safely say that was the most nonsensical thing ever said at a wedding.
You should have seen my other beddings. I've vowed it all Mr.Sandman.
Cigarette.. thing, do you take this cow.. thing.. to be your lawfully wedded husband, to love, to have in good times and in bad, for the rest of your life?
I do.
Cow.. thing, do you take this cigarette..thing.. to be your lawfully wedded wife, to nurture and care for, to provide for and love the rest of your life?
I deuce