A conflict arouses.. arises

Author: DJWeeman

Date: September 4, 2003

by DJWeeman
9-04-03
Whoa, whoa. Were you trying to hit on my ham hawk?
I thought it was... single.
What the hell, we got married a couple days ago. And you gave us a toaster.... Thanks by the way.
Oh yeah, you did huh?
*silence* Maybe you should go before I hurt you.
Yeah.. *walks away* Last time i flirt with a cow thing. They have defensive cigarettes.