The sad conclusion

Author: DJWeeman

Date: October 8, 2003

by DJWeeman
10-08-03
Well, I guess I can always have a bake sale.
Muffins are half price. You bake 'em we buy 'em. Try them and deny them.
Or maybe um.. a lemonade stand?
Those can get messy. One time a stand fell over, and people died.
And worst comes to worst, I'll have to sell my body on the street.
It's anything for a dollar in these rustic days. Just don't forget to tape your legs together for good measures.