Best left uneaten

Author: DJWeeman

Date: October 11, 2003

by DJWeeman
10-11-03
His partner in crime isn't doing much better:
Hey there, why don't you keel over and die so I can eat you?
Geez, that's a mean thing to say.
... Are you gay or something?
I don't think so, but sometimes I wonder.
What would you taste like anyways?
Umm, I guess it'd be kind of like tabacco and urine.