What the hell are these titles for anyways?

Author: DJWeeman

Date: October 14, 2003

by DJWeeman
10-14-03
Hey you, strange looking thing.
What is it good sir?
Can you play any instruments that would be in a rock band? And play them well preferably?
Nay good sir, I occupy myself in the pleasent task of preparing gifts for children on the glorious day of Christmas.
Least we could do is find some people who speak English.
Ah, I see our conversation has ended. Fair thee well stranger, and have a wonderful holiday!