Prologue: A routine check-up

Author: DMSO

Date: April 18, 2003

by DMSO
4-18-03
Well Red, I've completed your check up, and you seem to be in excellent condition. You should function perfectly for at least another century.
That's wonderful news, Dr. Engineer.
Well, goodbye th- Oh dear, I seem to have missed a loose nut...let me tighten that for you...
Thank you, Dr. Engineer.
There we go, all done - oh, I...