Blasphemy, blasphe-you, blasphe-everybody

Author: DMSO

Date: October 6, 2003

by DMSO
10-06-03
"I had a strange day at work today..."
Ah, the paint delivery. Do you need a signature?
Just here, thanks.
Aren't you going to bring it in?
I can't do that. If I left the van unattended, someone could just walk off with something, and I'd get in a lot of trouble.
But there was someone in the van with you...
Yeah, but he's Jesus. If someone tried to steal, he'd just turn the other cheek.