INTRODUCING: Polly, the Evil Librarian

Author: DMSO

Date: June 17, 2002

by DMSO
6-17-02
Can I please take this book out, Miss Polly?
Why bother reading? I think you should go home and sit in front of the TV instead, or play a violent computer game.
Okay, Miss Polly, I'll do that instead. Bye!
And if your mummy tells you off, just tell that bitch to get get to grips with the 21st century, alright?
This job is so... fulfilling.