"Libraries are Gay"

Author: DMSO

Date: June 18, 2002

by DMSO
6-18-02
I've been suffering from eyestrain recently, and my optician told me not to do too much reading. Have you any large-print books?
Not a very good selection, Father. Why don't you try one of our 'Talking Books'? We have most of the current big titles.
That's a marvellous idea! You truly are an angel, Polly. I shall enjoy this, I'm sure.
Glad to be of service, Reverend.
Have you finished with my Anal Cunt tapes yet?
I seem to have mixed them up with the latest John Grisham...