TTCC3: Nutritious and Delicious

Author: DMSO

Date: September 18, 2002

by DMSO
9-18-02
Look Horse, we know you were planning to stuff and cook him before eating the corpse. It's a classic cannibalistic homicide.
How can it be cannibalism? We're not even the same species.
Besides, I'm on a diet. Apart from the occasional salad, I've only been eating Slimfast milkshakes.
I thought the whole point of SlimFast was that you can eat whatever you like the rest of the time.
Do you have any idea how many calories there are in man-flesh? This figure does not maintain itself.