A new way to make enemies on Usenet Part 2

Author: Daniel_Ness

Date: February 28, 2001

by Daniel_Ness
2-28-01
It's television time at Branch's house . . .
"Emerald, I love you. I love you more than any man has loved a woman. I've loved you ever since the day my evil twin Chad was shot, the day of Arianne and Taylor's wedding."
Oh, I didn't realise this was on. I love this soap opera.
"Oh Chester, I love you too! I want to make mad, passionate love to you, so take me, take me now!"
" . . . Chester, what's happening to you? You're . . . ch-changing into a monster! Are those . . . tentacles?"
I really, really love it.