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We now join in the antics of Big D
This is just my luck the one bench I want to sit on and I keep being bothered by this damn squirrel
'Allo....I'm Conker, and who the hell are you?
Big D as usual has a knack for calling 'em like he sees 'em...
What the *!@# kind of name is Conker. It sounds like something you'd have to do to get a date!
Bollocks! He's on to me. I'd say this calls for drastic measures...
...And has a suprise around every corner.
DIE! You Son-of-a-@#$%*!....Uh OH! You're supposed to be the good guy!!!
Good...Bad...I'm the guy with the gun!

 

We now join the first rematch between Big D and Reverend
Sup Veal @#$*er?
Damnit I told you don't @#$*ing call me that!
Big D strikes for a hit with a stunning blow while Reverend's ill timed move is a sore miss.
Let's see...Viagra..no...lifetime supply of condoms..hell no...ahhh Yes! Idiot Repellant
You're gonna burn in Hell if you keep acting the way you are...
Ouch Flawless victory! Big D Wins!
How's the weather in Hell Gabe? We all want to know from Hawaii.

 

We join The Reverend on his new vaction where he finds out that his reputation proceeds him...
Welcome to Hell you sorry little Veal@#$%er!
Wait! You know about that!?
Not only do we know about that we also know about your pedophiliac tendencies
Damn! there goes my idea of finding a girlfriend down here
I heard that!...Sorry! We don't have any girl cows here...But the devil's single and looking right now!
Oh S*@#! I'm in trouble!

 

We join Big D and mandy at the turning point in thier relationship...
So Mandy...We gonna get it on again?
Ok...First i'll play with myself and suck u off...
Jesus Christ! Maybe I should have rolled her in flour to find the wet spot under all these jelly rolls... This is soooo over!
This is my big chance to fuck him over...by the time I'm done he wont have any friends left!
Let's see...Where did I put that disinfectant...Oh by the way, Was it good for you?
Oh my god yes!

 

There comes a time in every man's life when he realizes he may have fucked up his chance at a good thing and must live alone...
That man, after years of searching. Searching for the one who'll make him complete, realizes that he passed that over years ago and may not be able to get it back...
Loneliness seems his fate...Wait a minute...What the fuck are you!?
I'm a wet dream what does it look like?

 

We now join Big-D where we left him last...
If you're a wet dream..Then why aren't you naked?
because you have to take my clothes off...
Then what are we waiting for!?
That's what I was wondering
Yeah baby! Suck on it....Ohhhh YEAAAAH!
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

 

We join feuding former lovers Big D and Mandy
Well Mandy... What the fuck do you have to say for yourself?.....
Well what do you expect after raping me?!
Ok...That fucking does it! Muerte' Morph NOW!!!
Oh shit!
Turns out payback is a bitch!
Don't seem so fucking smart now, do you?! By the way how's it feel to have your heart really ripped out.
Somebody...call.....9..1.....1....

 

We now join Big D on assignment in Jamaica...
Ok...so let me get this straight you aren't trying to build any weapons of Mass Distraction?
No mon..We no be gettin into de stuff like dat.
When suddenly there's a huge explosion that fills the air with smoke.
What the Hell? What's going on, and why do I have a sudden craving for PopTarts
Shouold I tell him the Atomic Bong just went off....

 

At the Main View.....
So! You're Rev. Veal-fucker's New girlfriend?
Yeah, What of it?!
Wanna see an impersonation of him?
I guess but you bettuh not piss me off or I'll bringz da hood up in hyah
Sorry this is the closest I could find to the dumbass' look.
Ya know if the hair was purpl...Oh Damnit it's on now

 

This is your action news reporter Big D on the scene of Reverend VealFucker's Date.
I wonder when My date is gonna show...
Five Minutes Later...
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Oh well..It's a slight change from your bovine tendencies....
By this point I don't care as long as it has fur....

 

Big D and fast food.
Welcome to Mc Crackheads! How may I help you?
Yeah...I'd like a small furburger pie, and a super sized titty shake to go please
Actually i don't think we have that here
Bullshit! You know I come in here every day and order the same thing!
Oh I'm sorry Mr. Moore I didn't recognize you
Yeah...that's what i thought.

 

It's been a long time coming but Big D is back in business
What is life but a form of matter with holes waiting to be filled?......
Uhmm dude? That doesn't sound right!
It sounds like you're talking about your exwife!
What of it?

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