Welcome to my Bad Fur Day!

Author: Dansdigitaldomain

Date: October 29, 2005

We now join in the antics of Big D
This is just my luck the one bench I want to sit on and I keep being bothered by this damn squirrel
'Allo....I'm Conker, and who the hell are you?
Big D as usual has a knack for calling 'em like he sees 'em...
What the *!@# kind of name is Conker. It sounds like something you'd have to do to get a date!
Bollocks! He's on to me. I'd say this calls for drastic measures...
...And has a suprise around every corner.
DIE! You Son-of-a-@#$%*!....Uh OH! You're supposed to be the good guy!!!
Good...Bad...I'm the guy with the gun!