The Elderly

Author: Dapf

Date: June 3, 2003

by Dapf
6-03-03
Our story begins with a
I am going to help this elderly cross the street!
But I am not an elderly!
In that case, you are a criminal, and must be p
In that case, you are a criminal, and must be punished for your crimes!
This is true, but you d
I have received a bill from the Alligators Anonymous group for $253.68, due to certain d
You have convinced me not to arrest you on this fine day!
And what a fine day it is, even though the alligators are out on patrol! Beware of the allig